Douchebag Car Company

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01/23/2014 at 22:25 • Filed to: None

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$100M For a US Scirocco?

"Naw, brah. We'd have to sell like, ~3,400 cars just to break even. There definitely aren't that many people who want a Scirocco in this country. It's not gonna happen."

"We'll let your car bloggers play with one until you die of blue balls, though. That's a fair compromise, right?"

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"Green-motherfucking-light! How are we not making this thing already?! I want that factory built yesterday! Get a move on people!"

Alright, 'douchebag' is meant in the most affectionate way possible, but still. This sucks. At least they're still willing to give us brown manual diesel wagons.

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DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! maximillious > PS9
01/23/2014 at 22:31

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I love the sciroccco. They should just replace the golf with it. The golf/gti/r is boring in comparison to the scirocco


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01/23/2014 at 22:34

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Why would you want a Scirocco? It's a 6 year old car, based on a Golf that's now 2 generations old. It was never fantastic to begin with and it does start to look dated now (I noticed that recently and was quite surprised myself). I'm all for letting it die already.


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > PS9
01/23/2014 at 22:41

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It is an expensive gamble, but it is such the contradiction.

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There is a percentage of VW owners who find that extra set of doors annoying for starts.

Even the available car layout seems to be mocking us..

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Kinja'd!!! mr2gud2u > PS9
01/23/2014 at 22:42

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People always want what they can't have. That especially true of foreign cars.


Kinja'd!!! Pure87 > . .
01/24/2014 at 00:20

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It looks cool and we can't have it.